Newsletter Archive

1/2021 - Happy Spankin' New Years!
IT’S A BRAND SPANKING NEW YEAR! 2021 may have gotten off to a bit of a bumpy start, but we’re happy to report that things have been going just swimmin...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:17 AM
2/2021 - Lust Was in the Air
Lust Was in the Air It may still be cold outside, but things have been nothing but hot and hotter over at SpankHQ. Our Valentine’s Day celebration was...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:17 AM
3/2021 - Spank Easter: At It Like Rabbits
Spank Easter: At It Like Rabbits Spring has officially sprung, and everything’s coming up roses over at Spank HQ. Temperatures aren’t the onl...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:19 AM
4/2021 - Spank Pop Shot... April Fools!
POP SHOTS ARE ON THEIR WAY! It looks like we’re the April fools. On the first of the month we tried to pull a fast one on you guys with a fake Twitter a...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:19 AM
5/2021 - Move Over Hot Girl Summer, Spank Girl Spring Is in Full Swing
Move Over Hot Girl Summer, Spank Girl Spring Is in Full Swing SpankChain Jun 9 · 4 min read Talk about a spring awakening… This pas...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:19 AM
6/2021 - Vaxxed Girl Summer
Vaxxed Girl Summer June gloom? Not over at Spank HQ, and let’s just say the temperatures aren’t the only things going up. As the world begins to open ...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:20 AM
7/2021 - Our Safe Word is “Uncle Sam”
It’s been quite the spicy summer over at Spank HQ, but rest assured, we’ve been working as hard as we’ve been playing. It’s a wild world out there, and...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:20 AM
8/2021 - Summer of Spank!
Summer may be a time to relax and unwind, but it’s been no rest for the wicked over at Spank HQ — wickedly sexy, that is. We’ve been kicking ass and ro...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:20 AM
9/2021 - Back to School with Spank
Back to School with Spank Summer may be over, but fall is off to a very hot start over at Spank HQ — like hotter than a pumpkin spice latté hot. We’re...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:20 AM
10/2021 - No Tricks, Just Treats
No Tricks, Just Treats It may not be pumpkin-flavored, but Team Spank is bringing a whole lot of spice this fall. Spooky season got off to a very sexy...
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 at 9:20 AM